{"id":14,"date":"2021-09-06T16:02:03","date_gmt":"2021-09-06T15:02:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slouch.local\/?page_id=14"},"modified":"2026-10-14T14:39:07","modified_gmt":"2026-10-14T13:39:07","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/slouchonline.com\/us\/about\/","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div style=\"overflow:hidden;\" class=\"swiper_slideshow  relative mt-0 mb-0 none border-gray-200\" \n    >\n\n    <div class=\"bg-gray-100 aspect-w-16 aspect-h-10 md:aspect-w-16 md:aspect-h-8 slide-show\">\n        <slideshow\n            :slides-per-view=\"1\"\n            :loop=\"false\"\n            :speed=\"950\"\n            :space-between=\"0\"\n            :autoplay=\"{ delay: 6000 }\"\n            :pagination=\"{ el: '.slideshow-dots', type: 'bullets', clickable: true }\"\n        >\n                            <swiper-slide>\n                    \n                                            <div class=\"aspect-w-16 aspect-h-10 md:aspect-w-16 md:aspect-h-8 relative\" aria-label=\"slideshow product\" >\n                    \n                                                                                        <video\n                                        id=\"player\"\n                                        playsinline autoplay muted loop\n                                        poster=\"\"\n                                        class=\"absolute object-cover object-center inset-0 w-full h-full pointer-events-none\">\n                                    <source src=\"https:\/\/slouchonline.com\/app\/uploads\/2025\/02\/SLOUCH_BRANDFILM_16x8_website-crop-compressed.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\" \/>\n                                <\/video>\n                                <div class=\"px-6 w-full mx-auto md:px-12 lg:px-16 py-32 flex items-end\">\n                                    <div class=\"flex items-start justify-end flex-col gap-8\">\n                                                                                                                    <\/div>\n                                <\/div>\n                             \n                        <\/div>\n                    \n                                        \n                <\/swiper-slide>\n                    <\/slideshow>\n    <\/div>\n\n    <div class=\"absolute w-full right-0 -mt-20 px-6 md:px-12 lg:px-16 z-10 \">\n        <div class=\"hidden ml-auto slideshow-dots | md:flex md:justify-center\">\n        <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n\n\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div id=\"block_2f0ba2718fcfa1f88d441cb14249e364\" class=\"relative mt-0 mb-0 none border-gray-200\"\n         style=\"background-color:#ffffff;\" >\n    <div class=\"w-full mx-auto md:px-12 lg:px-16 | pt-12 md:pt-16 pb-12 md:pb-16 | half-fix \">\n        <div class=\"p-6 md:p-0\">\n            <div class=\"flex flex-col md:flex-row items-stretch gap-8 lg:gap-4  items-center\" >\n\n                <div id=\"content-modal\" class=\"content-modal relative | flex items-center | md:mb-0 md:w-2\/4 lg:mr-16 \">\n                                            <div class=\"w-full sm:h-full sm:aspect-w-9 sm:aspect-h-9 aspect-w-9 aspect-h-9\">                                                                                          <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"w-full !h-full object-center object-cover\" src=\"https:\/\/slouchonline.com\/us\/app\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Slouch_270125_Projection1_2463_RET_Lo_3.jpg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" \/>\n                                                    <\/div>\n                                    <\/div>\n\n\n               <div class=\"fifty-fifty-content md:pt-[5%] flex items-center justify-start md:w-2\/4 \"\n                     style=\"background-color:#ffffff;\" >\n                    <div class=\"prose md:prose-md lg:prose-lg space-y-0 lg:space-y-8 max-w-2xl flex flex-col items-between justify-between h-full\">\n                                                    <h2 class=\"large\">Industry Experts<\/h2>                                                                             <div class=\"content_before pt-3 lg:pt-6 max-w-lg pr-8 relative\">\n                                <p>We are part of a global office furniture manufacturer. For over 45 years, we have provided office products to big brand names, supporting their strategies to create some of the most desirable and comfortable workplace settings in the world. From offices around the globe to our very own manufacturing facility in Maumee, Ohio, we know a thing or two about making great furniture.<\/p>\n<p>And we&#8217;re proud to make our Slouch products right here in America. Combining decades of manufacturing expertise with local production, we&#8217;re bringing quality, comfort, and considered design closer to home.<\/p>\n<p>But we don&#8217;t believe in doing things just because they&#8217;ve always been done that way. We&#8217;re here to challenge the traditional workplace, rethink the everyday, and create furniture that works for the way we live now. Welcome to a new era of work-life, where every day works for you.<\/p>\n\n                            <\/div>\n                                            <\/div>\n                <\/div>\n        \n\n            <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n\n\n<div id=\"block_6fbf79bf3de98be6f4262d531cbddfd9\" class=\"relative mt-0 mb-0 none border-gray-200\"\n         style=\"background-color:#ffffff;\" >\n    <div class=\"w-full mx-auto md:px-12 lg:px-16 | pt-0 pb-12 md:pb-16 | half-fix \">\n        <div class=\"p-6 md:p-0\">\n            <div class=\"flex flex-col md:flex-row items-stretch gap-8 lg:gap-4  md:flex-row-reverse  items-start\" >\n\n                <div id=\"content-modal\" class=\"content-modal relative | flex items-center | md:mb-0 md:w-2\/4 lg:ml-16 \">\n                                            <div class=\"w-full sm:h-full sm:aspect-w-9 sm:aspect-h-9 aspect-w-9 aspect-h-9\">                                                              <video class=\"lazy w-full h-full object-center object-cover\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" preload=\"metadata\" muted autoplay loop crossorigin=\"anonymous\" poster=\"\">\n                                    <source data-src=\"https:\/\/slouchonline.com\/us\/app\/uploads\/2022\/05\/SLOUCH_UNSEEN_CROP_V002.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\">\n                                    Your browser does not support the video tag&#8230;.\n                                <\/video>\n                                                                                <\/div>\n                                    <\/div>\n\n\n               <div class=\"fifty-fifty-content md:pt-[5%] flex items-center justify-start md:w-2\/4 \"\n                     style=\"background-color:#ffffff;\" >\n                    <div class=\"prose md:prose-md lg:prose-lg space-y-0 lg:space-y-8 max-w-2xl flex flex-col items-between justify-between h-full\">\n                                                    <h2 class=\"large\">Designed by creatives, for creatives<\/h2>                                                                             <div class=\"content_before pt-3 lg:pt-6 max-w-lg pr-8 relative\">\n                                <p data-path-to-node=\"3\">We are experienced designers, engineers, manufacturers, stylists, artists, and photographers. We combine our creative skills, expertise, and passions to present a new era of work-life.<\/p>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"4\">We understand great design; we constantly seek new inspiration to develop products that not only look great but feel great, too. While we have our own talented and driven design team in-house, we also work alongside some of the world\u2019s leading designers.<\/p>\n\n                            <\/div>\n                                            <\/div>\n                <\/div>\n        \n\n            <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n\n\n<div id=\"block_1a302b95a302860568e912d4cfa43540\" class=\"relative mt-0 mb-0 none border-gray-200\"\n         style=\"background-color:#ffffff;\" >\n    <div class=\"w-full mx-auto md:px-12 lg:px-16 | pt-0 pb-0 | half-fix \">\n        <div class=\"p-6 md:p-0\">\n            <div class=\"flex flex-col md:flex-row items-stretch gap-8 lg:gap-4  items-start\" >\n\n                <div id=\"content-modal\" class=\"content-modal relative | flex items-center | md:mb-0 md:w-2\/4 lg:mr-16 \">\n                                            <div class=\"w-full sm:h-full sm:aspect-w-9 sm:aspect-h-9 aspect-w-9 aspect-h-9\">                                                                                          <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"w-full !h-full object-center object-cover\" src=\"https:\/\/slouchonline.com\/us\/app\/uploads\/2022\/05\/SLOUCH_TEST_7240_B.jpg\" alt=\"Task One Black Frame Office Chair With Arms and Pink Seat In Production\" loading=\"lazy\" \/>\n                                                    <\/div>\n                                    <\/div>\n\n\n               <div class=\"fifty-fifty-content md:pt-[5%] flex items-center justify-start md:w-2\/4 \"\n                     style=\"background-color:#ffffff;\" >\n                    <div class=\"prose md:prose-md lg:prose-lg space-y-0 lg:space-y-8 max-w-2xl flex flex-col items-between justify-between h-full\">\n                                                    <h2 class=\"large\">Tried &#038; fully tested&#8230;<\/h2>                                                                             <div class=\"content_before pt-3 lg:pt-6 max-w-lg pr-8 relative\">\n                                <p><strong>Engineering<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span data-teams=\"true\">With over 45 years of research and development experience in the office furniture industry, and with the help of modern technology, from structural analysis to 3D printing, our engineers design, test, and refine every aspect of our products. With our own manufacturing facility in Maumee, Ohio, we&#8217;re hands-on throughout the process, bringing decades of expertise and innovation together under one roof.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Testing<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We test, then test, then we test again. The details that comprise our products are the subject of obsessive, lengthy attention. We consider every conceivable stress and strain they may encounter through a long working life, and more.<\/p>\n<p>Because great design isn&#8217;t just about how something looks or feels, it&#8217;s about how well it&#8217;s made, too. And with our products made right here in America, you can feel confident in the quality and craftsmanship behind every detail.<\/p>\n\n                            <\/div>\n                                            <\/div>\n                <\/div>\n        \n\n            <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n\n\n<div id=\"block_2629014eab335d90743f92fb5bea52d9\" class=\"relative mt-0 mb-0 none border-gray-200\"\n         style=\"background-color:#ffffff;\" >\n    <div class=\"w-full mx-auto md:px-12 lg:px-16 | pt-12 md:pt-16 pb-12 md:pb-16 | half-fix \">\n        <div class=\"p-6 md:p-0\">\n            <div class=\"flex flex-col md:flex-row items-stretch gap-8 lg:gap-4  md:flex-row-reverse  items-start\" >\n\n                <div id=\"content-modal\" class=\"content-modal relative | flex items-center | md:mb-0 md:w-2\/4 lg:ml-16 \">\n                                            <div class=\"w-full sm:h-full sm:aspect-w-9 sm:aspect-h-9 aspect-w-9 aspect-h-9\">                                                                                          <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"w-full !h-full object-center object-cover\" src=\"https:\/\/slouchonline.com\/us\/app\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Slouch_270125_Chair_Stack_2892_RET_v1.jpg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" \/>\n                                                    <\/div>\n                                    <\/div>\n\n\n               <div class=\"fifty-fifty-content md:pt-[5%] flex items-center justify-start md:w-2\/4 \"\n                     style=\"background-color:#ffffff;\" >\n                    <div class=\"prose md:prose-md lg:prose-lg space-y-0 lg:space-y-8 max-w-2xl flex flex-col items-between justify-between h-full\">\n                                                    <h2 class=\"large\">Buy better, enjoy for longer<\/h2>                                                                             <div class=\"content_before pt-3 lg:pt-6 max-w-lg pr-8 relative\">\n                                <p>Sustainability is written in to everything we do. 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